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Please, Mayor Littlefield, Do Something to Prove You’re Not a Doorknob

Author: Chattarati Staff
Filed Under: Business, Chattanooga Economy, Featured, Politics
Published: July 17th, 2008

Dear Mayor Littlefield,

Tuesday was awesome. We are still buzzing. VW actually picked us. We still can’t believe it.

So, why did you have to go and embarrass us?

On the cover of Wednesday’s Times Free Press, you are quoted as saying:

“I think this is the best possible economic development that Chattanooga could have hoped for. It shows we were right to hold out and, in hindsight, it looks like we were actually fortunate not to be picked by Toyota.”

Where do we start?

First, you are speaking as if it was our call as to whether Toyota chose Chattanooga. We didn’t “hold out” for anything. It was Toyota’s choice, and they didn’t choose us. They weren’t the losers, we were.

Second, it would have actually been great if Toyota had picked Chattanooga, and you would have said so. In case you hadn’t noticed, Toyota could likely overtake GM in its home market this year, the first time ever that a foreign company would be the No. 1 seller of cars in the United States. In short, Toyota is huge. Bigger than Volkswagen, even. If Toyota had picked Chattanooga, everybody would be just as hysterical. Which brings us to our last point…

Chattanooga won.

We know that you are preparing for a divisive mayoral race — despite the fact that we (or you) aren’t quite sure who you’ll be running against — but “winning” or “losing” a VW plant is not the same thing as winning or losing a mayoral election.

Elections are nasty affairs where candidates (and their minions) dig up as much dirt about their opponents as possible in order to make themselves look more appealing. “Races” to attract businesses are much more subtle and sensitive.

Winning one manufacturing plant can mean, quite possibly, winning other manufacturing business — including business you may have lost the first time around. Vilifying those that once passed you by is pointless and short-sighted.

We still haven’t figured out who Billy Blades is, but we think he might be on to something:

“Ron Littlefield was just a bystander, and given his poor leadership abilities, that was for the best. I said it about the efforts to bring Kia and Toyota to town and it applies here as well: Ron has no ability or knowledge in this area and he neither helped nor hindered the efforts to woo VW. He showed up when he was told to and made bland comments when necessary.”

We’re quite sure you’re going to reference your “involvement” in Volkswagen’s move to Chattanooga in many speeches in the years to come. If your comments in the paper, however, are any indication of your negotiating skills, I think Billy’s comments are likely accurate: You didn’t do much. And the others were smart not to let you.

Just being near a triumph doesn’t make you an integral part of it. Leadership comes from doing, not being. Yeah, you were the Mayor of the City of Chattanooga when Volkswagen announced it was moving here. But what did you do to make it happen?

Something tells us we’ll never really know.

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  • well said.
  • Zack Littlefield
    Say what you want, but I know everyone did alot to help push things along - including the mayor. They worked as a team - nonstop. I was there. I saw it. I heard it. Ask any of the other folks. Ask Claude Ramsey. THEY ALL DID WHAT THEY NEEDED TO DO TO MAKE IT HAPPEN. I know it stings you to see something good happen. I know it makes it harder to cry and complain, but too bad...it happened. Can't you just be happy? Or do you ALWAYS have to find some way to twist it into a rant that shows how much of a sore loser you are. Are you in your Mom's basement swallowing a huge mound of Taco Bell nachos while you dream up your next attack post? It's pretty obvious that you and Billy "Roller" Blades are one and the same. Go to Volkswagon and get a job. Seriously...who's the doorknob here? - Is it the mayor, or a blogger who gives themself a fake superhero name so they don't have to man up and stand behind their words? A superhero that references himself and his "secret" identity on another blog? What is this second grade? Give us all a freakin' break and get over it you sore freakin' loser! Perhaps Billy Bladerunner or [edited] or whatever his name is should run for mayor and show us all how it's done. I'd love to see that.

    -Zack Littlefield
    son of your favorite mayor
  • Dear Zack,

    Thanks for the passionate response.

    We are, indeed, ecstatic that Volkswagen is coming. For real. But that wasn't the point of our post.

    We'd like some specifics as to how your dad helped it happen. None of which we received from your response. We don't need to ask Claude Ramsey. We already know how one of your dad's employees feels about his contributions: http://chattanoogan.com/articles/article_131599...

    Thanks,
    The Chattarati Staff (which does not include Billy Blades or Josiah Roe or live in its mom's basement, but does agree that Taco Bell nachos are delicious)

    P.S. -- Volkswagen is spelled with an "e".
  • QuiteHumored
    It is quite clear that the author is definitely in favor of VW in Chatt, as we all are excited at the opportunity to grow the city in many different economic and civic levels. I am confused as to how it could be misconstrued that the author is a sore loser. If anything, stating that the city of Chattanooga is glad to have passed over Toyota to have a chance at another company presents the city itself as a sore loser. While VW is a great company, which Chatt is lucky to have, its no Toyota. Are we turning Chatt into the girl at prom time who says she's glad the quarterback didn't ask her out because she'd rather go with her younger brother to make the carpool easier?

    Bottom Line: Coverage on this topic is literally worldwide. We (anyone involved with city PR) have to be completely honest about the facts and conscientious of how we present Chattanooga to the rest of the world.
  • Great. You think we're Billy Blades. We don't know who Billy is or isn't but I can tell you it's no one here. We all have different opinions, we're not of a communal mindset, Citizens of Chattanooga can criticize the Mayor without being Billy.
  • Chris
    My Mom may not have a basement, but I would gladly sit anywhere necessary to read's Zach's response to just about any issue. Reading his post is about like watching that guy on the street corner preach about god in some shrieking voice, "YOU ARE ALL WRONG AND I AM THE ONLY ONE RIGHT!!!"

    Yes, screaming and/or all caps made me realize that I am, indeed, the crazy one.

    And I SOOOOOO wish one of us really was Billy Blanks.

    The best part about Zach's post is that he probably expended more energy writing that post than the cumulative time his father has been 'running' the city.

    And, why so hostile toward the Bell, Zach?
  • Zack Littlefield
    I guess what I'm failing to understand is how all you guys know so well about what went on behind the scenes that you can claim the mayor didn't do anything. Seriously...how can you claim that?? Were you in the meetings? Why do even the good things that happen for the city have to be transformed into some kind of mayor-bashing "Dear Mr. Littlefield" garbage. If you want to write him a letter, why do it here? Why don't you write him one directly. Here is our address: 3420 Glendon Drive, Chattanooga TN 37411. Is there a bulleted list of what everyone did to get VW here that I missed?

    When he says "hold out," he is referring to not breaking up the site and selling to smaller interests. Let's face it - it took a long time to fill the site. So, let's be real - it was Toyota's decision, not Chattanooga's failure. You win some and you lose some - that's life. What if the city had broken up the land and sold it after Toyota passed on the opportunity. Then where would Volkswagon be? I apologize if I was too "passionate." And by no means do I mean to slander or libel anyone, so I apologize for that too. But you have to admit that it's pretty weak to hide behind fake names to voice your opinion. I guess I could have changed mine too, but why bother. You know who I am.

    I'm guessing if any of you read BS about your own father on a daily basis, you'd eventually step up and say your piece. Seriously...think about it. It's my dad. I've known him for 34 years. Personally, I hate politics because of this kind of constant battering. Every now and then I get so disgusted that I have to say something. Why? Because I know you are wrong about him and I know he's a great man with the best intentions for the city. In this particular case (original posting) I know you are wrong because I was there. Do I have a list of specifics? - or course not. Do you? Can you REALLY claim that he just stood on the sidelines and didn't do anything? I know you don't like the guy, but come on?? How do you know what happened behind the scenes? Whether we all agree or disagree on everything is another matter. Besides, that's what blogs are for right? I commend this blog for allowing that to happen. Seriously...I appreciate it. Unfortunately I can't say the same about the ultra-mysterious Billy Blades site. No room for alternate viewpoints there.

    Thanks for airing both sides. I'm sorry that you feel the way you do, but I can assure you guys that everyone played a role and worked really hard in making it happen. It is a great thing for Chattanooga - so why wouldn't the freakin' mayor care?. The election is around the corner and you can vote for a new candidate. And yes...Taco Bell nachos are delicious, but the Cheesy Gordita Crunch is much better.
  • Zack-

    Being passionate is fine. No need to apologize.

    And none of our "attacks" are personal.

    But your dad is the mayor, and the position of mayor MUST be scrutinized and criticized if government is to work as it should. Not all of us have been against him since day one, and he seems like a nice guy. But we are all passionate citizens who pay close attention to what goes on in our city. And, to put it mildly, we have serious concerns about the way he's run things to this point.

    As far as a list of specifics is concerned, what we know and how much of it we choose to post at any given time are two different things. I'll just leave it at that. You can draw your own conclusions.

    You are always welcome to comment here. Always. And if we're wrong about anything we've said thus far, we'll be sure to mention it.
  • Zack Littlefield
    That's fair. I shouldn't take things so personal, which is why I have to stay far away from it all (Denver). I know he means for the best even if it doesn't always come off that way. I keep up with what is going on there because I love Chattanooga and was raised in the same Brainerd house my whole life. I came home in May and hardly saw my father because he was working with Claude and all other parties to try and make this happen. It went on night and day - all hours. So when I read postings saying he didn't play a role, it stings a bit. In know way am I trying to say he deserves all the credit, I just know he works very hard. And in this particluar case everyone did. I wish you could see more of it because I know it is there. I respect your difference of opinion and the fact that you allow all viewpoints on this blog (which is great!)

    Again, I'll admit I'm not so good at spectating. I have never been the quiet one in the family. I apologize again if my comments were overly heated. Believe me, it's tough for me because I look at him as my father. But you're right - a mayor should be criticized by the ctizens he or she serves. It's all part of the job. I'll stick to being a drummer with a day job (now).
  • Bill Colrus
    You're welcome here any time. And so is your dad. I think our whole staff would agree.
  • We've removed a comment and edited one to keep the discussion flowing. We try to keep these type of edits down, so please, read the Chattarati Comments Policy.
  • not Billy
    you should ask your dad about the firring of stroud watson without benefits or a gold watch, or even a thank you for the 20 years of service, then taking the "moral high road" in the marti rutherford dismissal and offering her a fake job for 2 weeks to get her benefits (at tax payers expense.)

    or maybe ask him about his campaign treasure getting "awarded" the parcel 8 development (conflict of interest?)
  • Zack Littlefield
    I'll be sure to ask him about the "firring." Had no idea there was a campaign treasure though. Must have been left by the pirates. Perhaps the gold watch is in that treasure chest.
  • Someguy
    This can't be good: "Here is our address: 3420 Glendon Drive, Chattanooga TN 37411."
  • Carlos Cloudlandman
    Hey, Hey, NOW...."not Billy": I was Ron's Campaign Treasurer. And while I got "somethinng" it wasn't a parcel of city land or an "Interest-free loan" from the City of Chattanooga!

    And, yes, I am answering this so late (Dec. 18) only because I was finally able to chew out of my restraints. These at the new Home are not nearly as strong as those at Moccassin Bend. Took me nearly a year to get out the first time.......

    Seriously now, I am a grown-up man, educted in the GA Public School System. Y'all elected Ron and really should see his good point(s).

    Additionally, Zack is the epitome of Ron's Dad, a man from whom I learned much. They both have/had strong feelings and strength of heart. Don't piss Zack off, now, you hear?
  • Dave
    Didn't I hear something about Toyota putting their plant on hold? If so, then yes we are lucky to get the VW plant. I still think the Mayor did something that even the great Bob Corker was unable to do. Yes Bob did help in landing the plant, but it was under Mayor Littlefield's leadership. I also think that VW is a better fit for Chattanooga. The way things are being tailored downtown "fits" the Volkswagen lifestyle better. Good for Zack backing up his father. Chattanooga has a long history with underhanded dealings and corruption. I would like to think that we could steer away from all that and get out of the "mob mentality" of kickbacks and under-the-table deals.

    Side note: Fairly soon, it seems that Chattanooga and Cleveland are going to be pushing the lines of division. Merger? Hamilton County stealing part of Bradley? I want to hear some opinions.

    -Dave
  • Thinking Out Loud
    After all has been said and done, I'll just add, even a door knob has a function.
  • Mayor Littlefield: "I did everything and to prove it, VW endorsed me".
    VW: "We do not endorse any political candidate, ever."
    Littlefield: "Awww shucks, those Germans had something lost in translation."
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