Satire: Read the full list of rejected public works campaign mascots, as revealed to Chattarati.

Satire: As part of our April Fools edition, Josiah Q. Roe announced a new line of activewear.

Satire: As part of our April Fools edition, Josiah Q. Roe announced he has hired a doppelganger.

Satire: As part of our April Fools edition, Josiah Q. Roe will appear at Riverbend 2009.

Satire: As part of our April Fools edition, the undead Josiah Q. Roe was spotted at Covenant College.

Satire: As part of our April Fools edition, Josiah Q. Roe appeared as part of the George T. Hunter Lecture Series.